Over 102870

Scot Demotivational Poster

SCOTTISH WOLF - It is pretty easy to spot when the wolf has been into the Scotch Whiskey again

CAPTAIN, I THINK WE HAVE A PROBLEM. - We're all out of scotch.

WISEMAN SAYS: - "If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything"

SCOTTY - A Chief Engineers Job Is Never Done

TAGS: scotty star trek toilet papar
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by javalord32

Oldsod - November 14, 2013, 8:33 pm
So wrong...so very, very wrong...lol!
tjhawk - July 8, 2010, 6:54 pm
Faceplant31 - July 8, 2010, 1:43 pm
The pic is worth 5L by itself. Nice one.

JOHNNY WALKER BLUE - Do not brood over your past mistakes and failures as this will only fill your mind with grief, regret and depression. Drink until it all goes away.

TAGS: scotch blue regret
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by Unclebark

Greeny - February 20, 2011, 11:04 am
Good Stuff!


EXCUSE US - We're simply walking into Mordor.

TAGS: scotland mordor walking bagpipes marching
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Nonsense0909

EmilioDumphque - May 31, 2012, 12:25 pm
America is hilarious. These guys playing the Scottish War pipes represent the people the Irish patriots were fighting against! It's a wonder they're not wearing orange!


R.I.P. - Rock in Peace, BON SCOTT - Ride On


SCOTSMEN - They'll kick yer arse!

TAGS: scottish scotsmen kilt brawl angry
Rating: 2.18/5
Akyoyo - September 9, 2008, 10:59 pm
Hell yeah we will!
F - May 27, 2008, 9:56 am
So Scotsmen are the new meme, eh?

HOPSCOTCH - You go first...

SCOTLAND - This is the national animal. As if the kilts weren't evidence enough of their... disposition...

TAGS: scotland unicorn kilt g**
Rating: 1.92/5

More motifakes by Nonsense

Zephon - May 11, 2009, 3:03 pm
they only used this one because the Nukalavee scared the living **** out of everyone.
LogicDude - May 8, 2009, 1:58 pm
Kick away, just keep your kilt lowered and the haggis in the kitchen...or your haggis lowered and the kilt in the kitchen.
Robert the Bruce - May 8, 2009, 10:00 am
Don't make fun of anything Scottish or we'll simply kick your teeth in.
UNicorns - April 23, 2009, 4:49 pm
A horse with a spear on it's head, how is that not awsome

LEAVE BOOZE FOR SANTA - He's making a list, checking it twice. The drunker he gets, the more you look nice!

TAGS: santa claus scotch booze doris alcohol christmas xmas
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Agamemnon218 - December 18, 2008, 12:04 am
Okay, THIS has got to be in my top 5 Favorite All Time MWLF Posters!
Culos - December 3, 2008, 8:57 am
Santa could be my new handle, I kind of recognize myself in this picture (not that I'm that good looking of course).


TAGS: annie scotch tomorrow thanks air
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Bartimaeus - July 22, 2010, 6:12 pm
Yes, there's nothing sweeter than forbidden fruit. The good lord does a lot of baiting.
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 6:07 pm
I have my Kitchen Aid one and my Ted Bundy one i did this week. I love the dark humor and blasphemy ones that best.
Bartimaeus - July 22, 2010, 6:01 pm
Lol Most definitely. I once made a poster about masturbating to Jesus Christ.
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 5:59 pm
I have quite a few in my basement that make this look like a baby magazine cover.
Bartimaeus - July 22, 2010, 5:57 pm
It's really not. I've seen far worse. Hell, today is "make fun of Muhammad" day. lol
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 5:54 pm
Meh, i don't even think this one is all that bad.
Bartimaeus - July 22, 2010, 5:50 pm
Tasteless? I may not know much about art, but I know what I like. Good taste? People with "good taste" eat **** like caviar and escargot, which leads me to believe they have no taste at all. There is certainly nothing wrong with making lowbrow jokes. 5L
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 3:02 pm
Yes i think this is funny. So have 4 other members. What is it with your hard on for using the word tasteless? Are you a websense secret agent is or what?
angelous - July 22, 2010, 2:50 pm
And I guess u think this's funny... ha-ha... so tasteless buddy.

JAMES "SCOTTY" DOOHAN - March 3 1920 - July 20 2005 Red Shirts always die, just sometimes of old age.

SCOTTY - The exception that proves the rule.

TAGS: scotty
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Loki


TAGS: marchallenge bash another nation wales scotland
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by sickartist

danofolish - August 9, 2011, 3:32 pm
summer in wales the best day of the year


TAGS: dont screw with a scot
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by MrRandom

agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 9:34 pm
HA!!! 5L


Scotty -

TAGS: shirts star trek trekkies scotty
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by Cliff

Tyr - August 29, 2008, 1:46 am
How often did Scotty leave the Enterprise?

GOODYEAR TIRES - Their man has really let himself go.

TAGS: goodyear tires logo mascot let himself go balthazar buffy the vampire slayer bad girls
Rating: 2.36/5

More motifakes by pitbull

CANADA - December 8, 2009, 8:41 pm
dont you mean the michelin man?

ROBERT THE BRUCE - Murderer, Opportunist, Waverer. Scottish King 1306-1329 Nice

TAGS: scotland king history middle ages
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by Robert the Bruce

Robert the Bruce - May 11, 2009, 2:17 pm
Not ANOTHER shrubbery !
LogicDude - May 8, 2009, 1:39 pm
Don't forget how he forced so many village folk into hard and unjust labor...making them cut down whole forests wiiiiiiiith....A HERRING!
Robert the Bruce - May 8, 2009, 9:04 am
The knights who say 'Ni' are now the Knights who 'Ekky Ekky Ekky Fantang'.
agdaniele - May 7, 2009, 11:11 pm
Murderer, opportunist, waverer.... who said "Ni"!

SCOTLAND - Surprisingly, it's not in England

TAGS: scotland
Rating: 1.85/5

More motifakes by Millar1990

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 25, 2008, 12:23 am
You'd think they'd learn, or at least try to match my witty genius at, um, you know, sayin' funny stuff and ****.
pro - December 24, 2008, 8:55 am
It's a stupid namejacker, not the real MWLF.
Culos - December 24, 2008, 8:50 am
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 24, 2008, 7:08 am
Actually its part of the UK which is in England!

SCOTLAND - Where real men are born and sheep are scared

TAGS: scotland scottish sheep
Rating: 1.56/5

More motifakes by HaggisMonster

LogicDude - May 7, 2009, 1:31 pm
In Iowa they wear high heels.
Robert the Bruce - May 7, 2009, 10:27 am
In New Zealand they're just nervous.
leeebling - February 11, 2009, 1:05 pm
think the sheep in Wales are more scared.


TAGS: drink fight scotland navy war
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

spacedog - July 12, 2010, 10:43 pm
And the foreign policy must revolve around hitting on the herds on the other side of the fence.
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 10:37 pm
The rest of the defense budget is allocated to making sure that Kegs don't empty at local pubs.
spacedog - July 12, 2010, 10:35 pm
The picking fights budget is obviously minor compared to the getting pissed war chest. 5L


TAGS: randolph scott blazing saddles
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by Airman

rudeboy308 - February 2, 2011, 4:19 pm
It's a d***ed shame that no one will ever be able to make anything as funny as Blazing Saddles anymore--everyone in Hollywood is too PC and uptight.
Houseplant - January 30, 2011, 1:55 pm
But we don't want the Irish....Blazing Saddles still makes me laugh out loud to this day! 5L
Cubbybear - January 28, 2011, 9:17 am
I'm so clueless, I thought it was Patrick Stewart

STEREOTYPING - Scottish = Mean Drunk even hundreds of years from now

TAGS: scottish drunk
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Agamemnon

RnR - September 14, 2008, 6:16 pm
it aint stereotyping if it's genetic predisposition

What To Do On A Saturday Night -

TAGS: rerun rhyme bonanza scotch neat
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

rerun - June 23, 2013, 10:26 am

nailed it.
GaryO - June 23, 2013, 9:36 am
Man, Greeny, nice work!

and in the end -

TAGS: f scott fitzgerald love
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Greybeard - June 17, 2014, 11:15 pm
Awe5ome as aLways... :)

Scotland -

TAGS: world skirts scotland chase
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Ism

MissPriss - March 11, 2014, 4:53 am
Okay, the 5L question...what DO they wear under those kilts?
Reality Lord - March 9, 2014, 10:43 am

GaryO - March 9, 2014, 8:53 am
HAH! Phookin' ped-d-d-fecht!!
EmilioDumphque - March 9, 2014, 3:24 am
Aye,It's a braw bricht moonlicht nich!


Bedunk-a-dunk -


To the Polls and vote for Freedom -


THE KARDASHIANS - First Reggie wins the Super Bowl then Lamar wins the NBA championship, It's obvious these women help motivate their men to be Champions.

TAGS: but that scott guy sure is a bum
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

valkor - January 24, 2013, 3:50 am
Motivate to be champions ? More likely that publicity equals success.
eldiabloloco - October 8, 2010, 4:49 pm
Yah they maybe royal PITA's, and i agree with your rerun, but hell i would *** any one of them just to be able to say i did.
rerun - June 18, 2010, 5:48 pm

Hate the "K" sisters, now Jessica I would in a hearbeat
Faceplant31 - June 18, 2010, 4:40 pm
Yea.... thats what i meant. I swear.
R.S.Jake - June 18, 2010, 4:37 pm
Yeah, with rags and duct ***e!
Faceplant31 - June 18, 2010, 4:36 pm
Well thats why you just make sure to fill it for them Jake.
R.S.Jake - June 18, 2010, 4:32 pm
Nope, can't stand them! I also can't stand Jessica Simpson. Don't get me wrong, I'd shag them all rotten if given the chance, as long as they didn't open thier pie holes!
ThatGuy - June 18, 2010, 4:23 pm
Why am I the only man in the world who thinks they are all funny looking and annoying?


TAGS: febchallenge pole dancing scottish games
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by sickartist

agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 10:11 pm
Like this.
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 7:14 pm
(to the song Spin Spin Sugar)


TAGS: beam me up scottie i know i know thats battlestar gallactica
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Sean

agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 10:47 pm
I was going to say Sean, too... but veggieguy beat me to it.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 8:10 pm
Very nice, Sean. 5.
Chopperliscious - November 1, 2009, 6:53 pm
May the force be with my cat.

A DAY AT THE SKI HILL . - What's For Supper Captain Oh, Hind Of Dog, Woof !

TAGS: scott
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by maoworks2

maoworks2 - January 19, 2013, 2:20 pm
I Forgot About That Point Taken.
motifayk - January 19, 2013, 11:07 am
Scott and the expedition team he lead I guess. They were famous for not using dogs in their quest. You mean they were defeated by dogsled team?

HEY LONDON - Thanks, Atlanta Izzy can now rest easy

TAGS: olympics mascots london atlanta
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by sharku129

thatonechick - May 23, 2010, 9:08 am
Hey, here it is.
Derek - May 20, 2010, 7:52 pm
"Can you make up a mascot or two for the games?" "Aye, aye Sir!"
Mongo - May 20, 2010, 12:37 pm
It's for the children! big, g** looking Cyclops monsters. The Brits have a long history of toxic fluffy's.
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 11:39 am
I just saw these two...things...on the news this morning! WTF? What, are the Teletubbies making a comeback?
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 11:37 am
Oh god. Nice one.

YES, HE IS SCOTTISH - But No. This is not a kilt.

TAGS: scottish
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by dave975

CANADA - November 21, 2009, 2:08 pm
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 9:30 am
lol It's a Canadian kilt! lol

SQUINTY - Glasgow, Scotland - The 'Squinty' Bridge If you don't know what 'squinty' means, just ask.

TAGS: scotland glasgow bridge squinty
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Robert the Bruce

Robert the Bruce - May 8, 2009, 9:02 am
No, not Japs. A mixture of Scots and English, oh f*** it, probably Welsh too.
agdaniele - May 7, 2009, 11:09 pm
Was it constructed by the Japanese? Good architects.

THE ENTERPRISE - Scotty finds it exciting.

SHAKESPEARE'S LIES - Murderer, Murdered, Maligned. Scottish King 1040-1057

TAGS: scotland king history middle ages
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by Robert the Bruce

Doc - May 13, 2009, 6:05 am
Thane of Cawdor, Thane of Glamis ... pixelated hereafter.
Robert the Bruce - May 8, 2009, 9:07 am
How MacBeth would have hated to have been Pixelated.
agdaniele - May 7, 2009, 11:09 pm
Aaaaaaargh! Beat me to it, Haar!
Haarakkon - May 7, 2009, 9:53 pm
Pixelated, 2009.

Aging Well -

TAGS: marilyn monroe aging kilt scottish
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

Reality Lord - March 7, 2016, 2:55 pm